I really want nachos. And sex.
Sex first, nachos after.
just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people kissing or having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room
going to college like
Cookie in a milk cup.
Milk in cookie cup.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book