A Wizard Is Never Late

davidbeccums:

I really want nachos. And sex.

Sex first, nachos after.

3 days ago with 85 notes — via potencygauranteed, © davidbeccums



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theepichumor:

just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people kissing or having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room

1 week ago with 122,691 notes — via potencygauranteed



valvesoftware:

going to college like

image

2 weeks ago with 151,984 notes — via iamthelizardkingk, © valvesoftware



stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

2 weeks ago with 145,367 notes — via garplefarple, © stunningpicture



stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

2 weeks ago with 228,139 notes — via garplefarple, © stunningpicture



zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

2 weeks ago with 539,277 notes — via potencygauranteed, © discomplete



inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

2 weeks ago with 493,453 notes — via garplefarple, © rooftoqs



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