A Wizard Is Never Late
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the only hot action i get in the bedroom is when my laptop burns my thighs

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hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick


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when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better

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If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person. 

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